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DANK Pod Episode 2

August 17, 2024 • Ash, Nat, January, JP • Season 1 • Episode 2

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This week on the DANK Pod Nat discovers the joys of a solid rapid fire question, JP get miffed by the MNSSHP Facebook posts, and Ash & January trade FL Halloween recs....

Mickeys Not So Scary Halloween Party
Halloween Horror Nights
Scream-A-Geddon

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

One time I was in a safari and a rhino stopped in front of the truck and just peed. And

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

That's an interesting story, Natalie. Let's bring that, let's bring that back to Disney

Bernard:

Welcome to"The DANK Pod," the podcast where four Disney Adults No Kids share their magical adventures! Join us as we explore the enchanting parks, savor Mickey-shaped treats, and ride Space Mountain without worrying about height restrictions. Meet your Hosts: Nat: The Dory of our squad. She’s deep as fuck and fiercely loyal. Fun and positive when the world is upside down and she forgets things! January: The Belle of the ball. Who enjoys a good book to take her somewhere and tries to not judge a book by its cover. Ash: The Jiminy Cricket of our group. The annoying voice advising between good and evil so that you’ll all have a shot at becoming a real person one day.” JP The Carl of the bunch. A medium to crotchety, stay off my grass type mixed with a spoon full of sugar” Whether it's dissecting hidden Easter eggs in"It's a Small World" or debating the best churro flavor, we're here to sprinkle some pixie dust on your day. So grab your Mickey ears, listen up, and let's dive into the magical world of Disney-Adulting! This week Nat triggers a rapid fire for rides at Magic. JP complains about facebook posts for Mickey's not so scary halloween party And January and Ash bring up some scary events outside the berm. Thanks for tuning in, let’s get DANK! Disclaimer: This podcast is purely for entertainment purposes. We love kids, but sometimes we just want to ride the teacups without’em

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

In the news this week, familiar with D23?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

D23. I'm trying to

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Take a guess What were you

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

it gives me busy vacation vibes, but I don't know if it's associated with the vacation club and I don't want to sound ridiculous.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

A D23 event reveals what's slated for the next year, right? It doesn't all come to fruition, but a lot will this year. there were letdowns in previous years, but Encanto, getting an attraction at Animal Kingdom. Disney's Hollywood Studios, getting a land inspired by Monsters, Inc. Frontierland in Magic Kingdom, getting a Cars land. Also new Villains land. Ashley's

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

there.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yeah.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

in love with a villain. true.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

married one.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Good call.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Did you hear, I don't know if this is a part of it January. Found that they were what were they doing to pirates?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Ooh.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Pirates of the Caribbean Tavern, opens in 2025 in Magic Kingdom.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Correct. That was part of the D23 announcements.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

How come you didn't mention it in your d23 announcement?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

There's so many, He seemed to focus on attractions I'd like to hear more about that. there was a lot. I think what we should do is cause there's so many

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

oh

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

We should go week by week and see if Josh tomorrow's keeping things accountable. We're keeping Josh tomorrow and my Bob Iger accountable throughout the year and see what's going on with

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

the minute we see them push something back or change it. how do we get a hold of them? How do we apply pressure?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

You can send him an email. I used to send JPEG weekly emails. I don't know if he opened them but he did get fired. Just saying, probably because he didn't take my advice. Most companies have a format for emails. Let me see if I can remember what his was

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

if you worked at Disney, what would be your dream position

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

yeah boss.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Okay.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

of

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Everything. I want Josh tomorrow's job. Did you see Josh tomorrow on stage? no idea what you're talking about. Josh tomorrow is head of parks and attractions there.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

How is it that you know this?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

He pays a lot of attention. He's a beautiful person. He has the hair I want. the body I want. God, Josh DeMauro.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I'm looking him up.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

yeah,

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Are you opening that box? Yeah. I got a package from Disney It's mail time. got this idea from January.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Did you guys ever watch Blue's Clues?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Of course

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Yeah. The mail song was always fun. Did you sing the mail song when You got stuff from D23?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

he paid for this. I became a gold D23 member. Was I supposed to do something? Because I didn't. No, you were just supposed to tag along as my trophy wife. Ooh, there's a nice letter and a folder. I'm

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

are you gonna read us the letter?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

it's our pleasure, You're part of the D23 family. Very exciting time, Michael Vargo, head of D23, the official Disney fan club.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Mickey

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

on it, it's,

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

And your

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

yeah.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

frame it I want it in the shot when you record.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

I'm

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

right there.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

and Mickey Mouse. can't see it in the shot. Who's the leader of the club made for you and me? It's Mickey Mouse, right there. Ha! Now, let's see D23 Magic and Mystery. It's a box.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

cool.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

give this to a, they must know we're millennials. Cause I will keep a good box.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

yes, I will.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Yeah.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

The 23? I don't know what 23

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

It's a book!

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

It's not

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Collectible Figurine. There's tape. It's a box that looks like a book. It was all started by a mouse, it says. Let's see. Oh! Oh. Here he comes. Oh, that's big.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

That's what she said. Oh, he's my favorite Mickey. Fantastic.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

He's got wizard fingers.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

It has

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Do you wanna hold him, Ashley? No.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

She's

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

going on your bookshelf. Put him over here. he's concentrating, there's another mystery. Ashley likes a good mystery. Collectible figurine. Let's see who it could be. I hope it's Maleficent. Maleficent is my favorite. Nope, it's not Maleficent.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

No.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

It's Merlin. Merlin's beard.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I love it.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

expressive figurines.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

They're much bigger than I thought Is that everything? I feel like we paid a lot

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

D23 is the official Disney fan club. Founded in 2009.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Yeah.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

it's 18.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I need to understand where the 23 comes in

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

The 23 pays homage to founder Walt Disney's first studio in Hollywood, opened in 1923.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

like it.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

That's what I'm talking

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

your origin year.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Okay.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

It.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

as far as D 23 news, besides the, so we got new what is it called a pub? Do we call it a pub? Tavern.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Let's read the comments. I always find the comments more informative than the article.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

they're more inflammatory.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

let's see, originally the pirates arcade, anyone remember that? then pirates league years later.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

arcades when you go to parks?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

I love pinball machines, so if they had those, I would go, so the tavern says it's gonna be in the old Pirates League area.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

I didn't know there was anything over there not open and functioning.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

one person said they're getting rid of the gift shop at the Pirates exit.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Oh, that might make sense then. I don't know if you'd get rid of the gift shop. Probably. the kids are gonna come out and wanna buy things. There's space over there though.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Or no?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Nice. I will serve alcohol. And it's probably one of the few places in the park that serves alcohol. And then I'll do all the sit down restaurants offer big reservation dining. And that's just in the Magic Kingdom the new lounge is inspired by spaceship, earth, and Epcot described as a zen space to gather and enjoy refreshments. When you say the new lounge, whatcha talking about the Pirates Lounge? I thought it was inspired by Pirates. Talk to your buddy Josh. Oh I'm call Josh. I wonder if his email is joshua. tomorrow or josh. tomorrow. I'll ask AI.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

underscores

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Interesting. Underscores are the shittiest ones I've ever come across.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

when formatting puts the line,

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Yeah.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

see underscore?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

It's like you have to guess because there's a space. Yeah, I think going forward, we should start to pull these apart. One by one and track them. Natalie, would you be opposed to organizing and tracking a timeline?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Oh my god, I was like, what?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

She's let me

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

What?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Oh yeah. I'm sorry, Natalie. I was just fucking with you. But yeah, we, I think going through, we should probably look in, I'll see if we can plot this out on some sort of calendar and timeline, and then let's just pull it apart. Let's hold them accountable. We'll see it in real time in other pass holder news, the magnets out.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Oh,

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

The magnet's

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

it's going to be Where?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Animal Kingdom.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Animal Kingdom. Okay.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Let's see what's going on around the parks Everybody's up in arms over Mickey's not so scary Halloween party.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

started august

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Halloween

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

We were gonna go to magic on friday and it was closed we thought that was it But then we're like, it's August,

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Oh

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Pro tip always check the park before you go. Don't just show up thinking you can do what you want. Cause they'll change their hours. the mouse runs the world.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Correct. on event nights it's 7pm through midnight and you've got to have the reservation, your park ticket, a lot of people fuck this up, your park ticket doesn't get you into the party, and the party ticket doesn't get you into the park until 4pm Wait, so the party starts at 7, but the party ticket will let you in at 4, is that what you said? Correct. You don't need an additional ticket. If you enter at 4 p. m., but if you're planning to enter the Magic Kingdom at 4 p. m., you should probably show up at 2 and stand in line, cause that line's gonna get pretty gnarly. Hefty. Yeah, I heard they were holding them outside in the blazing sun in a queue. costumes are an issue every year too. For the kids or the adults? Yes. for the adults, you can wear a full costume one time a year you can show up in a princess gown. You just can't have a mask on and you can't pose for pictures with other guests or they'll kick you out. it can't drag on the ground, can't present a safety risk.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

learned how important safety is when we did the keys to the kingdom tour.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

It is not my favorite because I don't want to know the secrets. the magic.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

that's okay. you know what? there are people who do want to know the magic. our guide was amazing. everything he does is fabulous. And their employees are phenomenal. our guy, was so good that spilled water on him twice.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

not the best way to reward people. Do they still offer that?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Yes.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

We're

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

that tour.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Do you remember what it costs? I think it depends on the size of the party, doesn't it?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

It's steep. anywhere from 200 to 250 per person. I think the group goes up to 10. I felt like we were 10. Or

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Did you know all ten

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

it was just the four of us.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Does that include the guide

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

No. In addition it was our private tour. I'm just kidding. Yes.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Okay. that's a solid 60 bucks right there. For sure.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

you get a pin.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

you get a pin.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

That's 20.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

You get the key.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

No.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

I have the key.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

You have the key?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

And then they have

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

It's 1. 29 per person.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

That's it? That sounds wicked cheap. That's a bargain. I don't want

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

five hour look at the iconic theme park.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

And.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

so inexpensive sounding? You're not going on rides, you're going through utility doors. even the trek in Animal Kingdom, like the gorilla behind the scenes. they let you pet a lion right on the tongue.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

We did two rides.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

They did two

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

we got to skip the line

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

you're in the two you get to go in the Bieber entrance

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

What rides did you get to do?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

the mansion.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Oh, that's a good one. Two Solid choices.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

It's rapid fire time. favorite rides at Magic go first one Jonathan

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

There's only one to go to there and it's a carousel of progress.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

When I want to take a nap and have some AC, I go to the Carousel of Progress.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

What is your Relaxed ride.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

My ride.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yeah

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

I gotta relax. Probably do the people mover. I'm not going far. those things are 20 feet away from each other.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I see ashley favorite ride

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Favorite ride?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yeah

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

liked the haunted mansion.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

it's a good one

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

I'd like to get back on Space Mountain

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Oh, you have to.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

With Space Mountain?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

are you upset with it?

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

we got the APS last year and it shut down for refurbishment soon after. is it back?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I feel like we did it recently.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

to.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

I

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

we dipped we had something to do. I don't know. We waited in line and then we're like we gotta go and we got out.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Natalie, what's your favorite ride?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

My favorite ride. I've always loved Splash Mountain. I really like that glimpse of the park just before you fall. I like scenery,

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Can I tell the Splash Mountain story? Yeah, what's the Splash Mountain story Ashley, what do you got? So the last time you and I, that I recall being on Splash Mountain. Yeah. We had been in the park. All day With a four year old. Probably, yeah, four. This is a no kids show. Oh, I asked if I could tell the story. I know, but I forgot it was about a kid. Now you gotta bleep it out. I'll tell you guys later. Yeah.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Kids exist at the park.

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Yeah, fuck those

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

We can

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

adults, no kids. Not Disney adults, some kids.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

can't talk about them? They exist,

squadcaster-dga8_1_08-12-2024_185928:

Kids are out. This is adult time. I'll tell you guys

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Favorite ride, go.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Mine, I really like the people mover, but definitely Haunted Mansion. Haunted Mansion wins every time.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

a solid ride. I like Haunted Mansion.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I was happy that Tom, no? Huck's Island. Tom or Huck?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Tom, is it Tom Sawyer Island?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Is it, right? Tom Sawyer Island? Yeah,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

pretty sure that's where cars land

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

No

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I thank God. It's time to get rid of this old shit. Let me get some new stuff. We got brand new IP.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I'm excited

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I want to check out the co op, the new shop I'm super stoked. Have y'all been in the new shop? the co op? They don't go to magic.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

we go to magic. Sometimes there's a lot of kids there. We try to stay away

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I don't blame you.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I love magic. you really have to be mentally prepared for the hike to enter and leave.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

you have a, what's your, how do you slide in to magic? What's your favorite pathway? Pathway. What's your favorite way in?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

AC.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

yes ac is definitely on

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

What's AC? air conditioning?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

air conditioning

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

okay.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

hot on that boat. we're on the water, but It's hot

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Do you go in

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

the boat is great at night when the weather's nice.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

like to go through Polly.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Oh, so you park at the resort and take a boat?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

it's just a few extra steps to walk to Polly, but to get on the monorail and you've already been through security. it's super easy. It may not be faster. But it's definitely less stressful. Less people.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Have

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

If you park, sometimes you can get a good spot near the Poly, and you have to cross the street. we've done that once. We crossed the street into the main entrance at Poly, and then went right up and jumped over. Hey Ash. What's going on outside these parks, Outside the berm. last week, Universal dropped a new ScareZone. Do you guys do Halloween Horror Nights? They have in the past.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

in the past.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

we'd like to get that pass where you only go during the week. like Wednesday, Thursday.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Sunday counts.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

and Sunday.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

fear? Is that the frequent fear pass? It's probably one of the frequent fear passes. We are not avid Halloween Horror Night folks But we go once a year our pass allows for one free ticket

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Have to.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

so it is Jonathan's least Favorite day of the year. It is one of my I find a lot of joy It's not even the event, it's horrible. I'm not allowed to talk about it. It makes him very upset. they dropped a new scare zone last week and I'm not sure if it's the last announcement. I'm a little out of date, but it will be a Blumhouse. And so it's going to be their major IPs out on the street. So these are the guys that did the purge that did black phone that did Megan. So we're going to see those characters out in the park. The guy with the wheelchair gets me every year. I don't think he's Blumhouse specific.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

chainsaw, hiding.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

He's getting a wheelchair. You don't hear the footsteps.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

rolls up.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

rolls

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

The one year he rolled up on Jonathan and just said chainsaw no, there's the other guy Walker, he was he even make it change. He just looked at me. It's a chainsaw and verbally just the words chainsaw noises chainsaw noises chainsaw Stupid so I don't go back anymore Yes, you do. Blumhouse, will have a haunted house, but they are also going to have a section which they call scare zone. So that's out in the open air and the different characters from their freaky movies will be out to spook. Screw that.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

are trippy.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

ridiculous. The purge is such a wild concept to me.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yeah. Would your car

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Locking yourself in?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

No, I would be locking myself in, but that one over there would do significant damage. fuck yeah, dude. I'm setting up for weeks, months. Fuck some shit. I'm taking some people out.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

oh

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I'm getting even. he would be the nicest human for the rest of the year. I'd just purge all night long. Purge, I love it. He would thrive. I'd be setting stuff up. People will be dropping dead before the purge began. I don't know what happened.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

You're diverting from the night. I'm concerned.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Yeah

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

remember how you said leading up to the night before

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Are there other competing nights. What do you got there?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Yes Central Florida people. If you like to be scared, sometimes the Disney one, it's cute. I like the decoration,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Pumpkin spice lattes

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Halloween Horror Nights is if you do want to be terrified, but if you enjoy an intimate park feeling, it's Halloween.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

fear? Is there

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

there is touching?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Oh, that's intimate.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

a certain, so they'll push you, they'll push you, they'll grab you on the shoulder. It's out in Dade City,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Oh, Dade City?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Up here In Central Florida,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

again.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

And it's called Screamageddon.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yes. And they,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Yeah.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

not cause like, when you go to Halloween Horror Nights, you're standing in the line, so sometimes you see the scare happen. Because of how large the scale is, Because this is like out in the middle of nowhere, you really not getting those huge crowds. So like the scare houses are truly terrifying because like you're just you and your group.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I gotcha. So you just, so I'm on the same page. You think that when you go to Halloween horror nights, just because you see the scare coming, it's ineffective,

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yeah, for me, absolutely. Yeah.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

they, you haven't gone with me, then you haven't gone. They can hold up signs for me. I'm going to scare you in 5,

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

scare coming.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

And then they're still going to get me. Then now the one guy, they paused the line. They're switching out scare actors. So the guy came in, he was. Only wearing Yeti arms. He's a regular human being wearing just Yeti arms. And I was like, all right, I know what's going to happen. An arm's going to come out. Arm's coming down. Arm's coming out. I'm going to get an arm. I walk in there. Arm. It's, it was horrible. Bro, it was horrible. Security, they have the curtains, security guard flings open a curtain. I'm in line. We're not even in the house. It's broad daylight. It's five o'clock. He flings open a curtain to go take, to go to the bathroom. He got me quit trying so hard, bro. Stilt Walker. I head butted a stilt Walker right in the pussy.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Hilarious. Did you? Yeah, And it wasn't,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

six foot two to four foot two. The fastest I've ever seen a man drop in the middle of the, in the middle of didn't you think you see it coming and you do else sees it coming this guy

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I I like, I want to be scared. Like I want to feel the fear

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

yeah, they have different haunted attractions. They have Zombie Paintball Assault,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

interesting

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Banzo's Beer Garden, Demon's

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I've just there has to be beer involved in Dade City.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

You guys know where Dane said he

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Yes

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Okay. You've been up there?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

lot, yeah. Yeah.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

brings you to those parts?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Bicycles.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

anywhere they ever traveled to will only be for bicycles.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Pretty much. The exceptions are Disney World. Disney World, and Universal. Otherwise, it's just bikes. We

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

we've talked about kidnapping Ashley on a cruise since you don't want to take her.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Yeah. It's gonna be a

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

You take her, you're going to leave piles of food long enough for me to survive. My sister's five away. She'll take care of you.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Boom. solved.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

got,

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

definitely would like to explore Disney Cruise. That's definitely on the list.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

If they did an adult one, I would do it. Yeah.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

one?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

A dank one. They're gonna do a

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Dang, that would be

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Maybe we could do that. We could put together a dank cruise. Except only on

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

It I'm not going to lie, it might scare me of cause my friend sent me this Instagram they were Disney adults but they were doing different adult things. They were, basically they're swingers, and they meet up, and they go to Disney together, and live the,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

not what we're talking about,

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

right? not

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

That's a whole different podcast. That's a

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

no judgment, it's a judgment free zone. It's just not Ha!

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

We're not that

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

But I say, so my point is if it were a dank Disney cruise, that would be A different, it would be that would, they would pineapple the crap out of that. I didn't, I

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

it's a whole different thing for you.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

We actually ate at America

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Oh, you ate at

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yes, we ate in America. Jenny will tell you? about it. Action. Go.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Would you eat?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

had a child salad. I don't know.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

that's so exciting.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Had

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

tell me more.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

It was six dollars.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

We

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

you order off of the kids menu? Was there lettuce

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

I always have my backup story that my child, I have them seated at the table. They're waiting for me. They're with my

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Solid. Talk to me about your, was there tomitos in there? What kind of sauce did you have with it? Did you dunk your, was there carrot slivers or slices?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

I got watermelon.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

In the salad? In the

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

No, they they give you a side.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

things now. Oh, they give you a side.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

they give you two sides of the child salad. It's really good for six, I swear it was six dollars.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

That's amazing in

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Natalie likes the brisket sandwich.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

You had the brisket sandwich

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I had the brisket sandwich.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

there a lot of flavor popping?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

It was very flavorful. It was interesting because everybody, when they saw the size of it, they were like that's smaller than we thought it would be. But it actually, it, I was full. I got that with the onion battered, wait, lies, beer battered onion rings.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

You got yourself some battered onions, home, some home wrecker ass onions there. You're like, get the hammer. We'll teach these onions a fucking

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

our friend's son got the jackfruit sandwich.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

How was it? I don't even know what jackfruit is, but it was a good.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Had it in the we've

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

old is this, how old, wait, how old is this son?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

He's 15.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Yep, okay, next.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

And then what did she I don't remember what she had. I think she may have. I don't know what she

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

she got the chicken, and if you guys ever get the chicken, just know that it's legit half a chicken. it's a

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Oh, which half, the top half or the bottom half?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

the middle half left

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

the left to right? Oh, okay, it's a, it's like a

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

yes, like that.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Yeah, so it's a pretty big portion if you're not trying to eat a lot of chicken. Might want to stay away from it.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I know we've got plans this weekend to do we've got Passholder Night on Saturday, and

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

What?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Universal Passholder Night. and,

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

How come we don't have a pass holder,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

You have to talk to Josh tomorrow. Yeah, I

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yo, Josh he needs to get, who's gonna, Jonathan, get Josh on the phone.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

It's not that great. People fight over it. It's really nothing special. Yeah, oh yeah. It's a you have to sit in a queue, register for tickets. Every year people some people get left out. It's not like a guaranteed in. They do, they did two nights this year, Saturday and Sunday. We got in for the Saturday one. There's more pass holders than there is capacity. They just offer Hey, first come first serve, you can register, you get in. So we're going to go do that. There'll be some special treats, but nothing crazy. But that's not what I'm looking forward to. I am looking forward to, we're going to do breakfast at Boma on Sunday

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

I feel like for how often you talk about Boma, like now I want to try Boma.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

And then we're gonna go to Amel Kingdom and get a magnet. Are you guys gonna meet us there for a magnet?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Yes, we're definitely meeting for the magnet.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Sweet! Look at this wicked sick mug I got.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Oh, that is so cute.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Mickey Bat, it's a frickin, it's a frickin

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

That's great. I love it. And they glow in the dark.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

And do they?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yeah,

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I don't know, I don't

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Turn off the light.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

the lights? No.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

No, are you scared?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

I have to get up. I gotta, there's

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

You don't just clap?

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

hit. I don't get,

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

kidding.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Dude, we just moved in.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

only that technology existed.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Six bucks. It's got a little rubbery thing. It's hand wash only but it was at it's at the TJ Maxx So I was like, it's a good

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Yeah, it's a great mug.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Faux show.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park, you can take the Savor the Savannah tour.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Yes! What is that?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

So you're going to enjoy the Savannah at Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park with a private safari, African inspired tapas, beverages, and more.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

That's like the is it like the tapas are like the the shareable snacks? It's it's like a whole meal based on What do they call them? What's the things that you get? Appetizers.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

If you're hungry, make sure you eat before you go.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

So you get to ride in a in like a safari car? Mhmm. What?

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

One time I was on a safari

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

reserve.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Oh,

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

One time I was in a safari and a rhino stopped in front of the truck and just peed. And

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

That's an interesting story, Natalie. Let's bring that, let's bring that back to Disney.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

It was at Disney. It was at Animal Kingdom. It

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

that's the one story she came back with

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Oh yeah, no.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

was like this rhino peed with a bee and rhino.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

What's fun about this tour, they do offer regional beer and wine offerings as part

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

re regional to Africa. Okay,

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

this is, maybe this is why I thought Keys to the Kingdom was pricier. This one's 1. 89 per person.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

But this one has beer and wine.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

and they let you pet a lion

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

But only in, only on his

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

I don't think you get to pet the

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

has tongue. Yeah, I mean you should try still ask right? Can I pet that dog? That's something we should try before we die Ashley

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Petting a lion?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

Penning a

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

No, the Save or the Savannah.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Oh. Yeah

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

we should start taking off these tours one by one.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

love the tours.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

yeah, I

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

we want to do the one that does the four parks.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

In one day? Too much. It's like drinking from a fire hose. Drinking

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

what? Show me again.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

from a fire hose.

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Why?

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

It's the

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

It's dead.

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

It's the motion!

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

That's what I'm saying. You got to yeah, it's going to be, it's good stuff. Always when you drink your fire hose, you're going to go straight on. Never from the side, never corn on the cob, your fire hose. I'm trying to Sometimes two, and you we've gone Disney Adult X. Alright let's pick a food at at Animal Kingdom to try. We're going to go there this weekend. I don't, we don't have to pick it out right now, but let's pick it and we'll talk about it on on next week's on next week's episode. So we call, what can we call it? Can we call it a sowed or the ep

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Epi.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

epi talk about next week's epi on the, on a pod. We'll talk about next week's pod

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

I call it the cast.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

You call it the cast. I talk about we're cast members

nat_1_08-12-2024_185923:

Ha

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Dream come true. Dream come true. I like

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

get like little name tags.

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

Oh, you get to work on that. A name tag. Cause of us can remember

january-raine--she-_1_08-12-2024_185924:

My name. is January. Hello, my name is

squadcaster-dga8_2_08-12-2024_193257:

going to have to, that's what we're to do. We have name tag time. All right. I think that's a good place. That's a good place to wrap it up. Anyone have anything else they want to throw in there? Perfect. Alright, so I think that's that's good. Thank you very much.

Bernard:

And that wraps up another magical episode of the DANK Pod! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen. Find us on the gram at the dank pod online at the dank pod.com and send any questions, comments, or suggestions to thedankpod@gmail.com We hope you enjoyed our chats and Adult takes on Walt Disney World. Remember, even as adults, we’re all just kids at heart when it comes to the magic of Disney. Thanks for tuning in, and until next time, stay DANK!