January Raine: 0:00

Natalie's back just in time for our segment called. Let me get your best Donald duck. oh my gosh.

Bernard: 0:06

Welcome to"The DANK Pod," the podcast where four Disney Adults No Kids. share their magical adventures! Join us as we explore the enchanting parks, savor Mickey-shaped treats, and ride Space Mountain without worrying about height restrictions. Meet your Hosts: Nat: The Dory of our group. She’s deep as fuck and fiercely loyal. Fun and positive when the world is upside down and she forgets things! January: The Belle of our group. Who enjoys a good book to take her somewhere and tries to not judge a book by its cover. Ash: The Jiminy Cricket of our group. The annoying voice advising between good and evil so that you’ll all have a shot at becoming a real person one day. JP: The Carl of our group. A medium to crotchety, stay off my grass type mixed with a spoon full of sugar Whether it's dissecting hidden Easter eggs in"It's a Small World" or debating the best churro flavor, we're here to sprinkle some pixie dust on your day. So grab your Mickey ears, listen up, and let's dive into the magical world of Disney-Adulting! Disclaimer: This podcast is purely for entertainment purposes. We love kids, but sometimes we just want to ride the teacups without’em

JP: 1:19

Wait times are low. It's a 30 minute wait for Haunted Mansion. 15 minute wait for The bathrooms at for Rapunzel's bathroom, 10 minute wait for the speedway. Ooh. If you're trying to get pinkeye best way to get pinkeye at the parks is to go to the speedway, hold onto that foam steering wheel, and then touch your eyeballs. Conjunctivitis. I actually so mad. I thought I was going to be a good husband. Went to the, went, went to the speedway. I was like, You drive. I'm gonna be the passenger princess here. You drive. So much joy. The fumes must have gotten to me she's driving but we had some asshole kid in front of us So we were going at like a like I'm surprised we didn't roll backwards. I was so mad If we had a horn, I would have honked it.

January Raine: 2:15

He's a child.

JP: 2:18

So go, it's not that hard to go. And you just literally, you have one job, like, you don't even have to steer on that thing. You, I, you just like push your foot down and the car goes and you lift it up and it stops. And that kid was like, no go. I should have, we should have rerouted it, but Ashley was driving, so I would have hammered that kid. Ashley was mad at me because her hands were busy catching all the steering wheel sweat that it's been sopping up all day on that hot ass afternoon and the disease all over the place. You've

January Raine: 2:56

cars that go around the track.

JP: 3:00

never been on them.

January Raine: 3:00

about? I have. I remember waiting in traffic to get to the park for like 45 minutes. And then the very first ride we did was the cars. I went and I was like, why did why did we do this? Like I just I was so Frustrated waiting in traffic but and then I went and got it in a ride. That was a car

JP: 3:24

I feel like 90 percent of the rides there, you're in a car

January Raine: 3:28

Yeah, but it's a car car Like it looks like one

JP: 3:33

and much

January Raine: 3:33

the other ones like I could be a mouse like you're a mouse and remi You're running around the

JP: 3:40

hold on. We haven't done, I haven't done. I mean let me ask you a question. When you showed up into the car, you were like, I'm winning the car. I'm driving there. Oh, it's traffic is terrible. And then you went to the park and you were like, Remy is a mouse.

January Raine: 3:53

Well, i'm just trying to say he's not a car. He's a mouse

JP: 3:57

Mickey is too. It's the whole premise

January Raine: 4:00

in a, train. It's Mickey's runaway

JP: 4:03

uh, yeah, you're right. And he, and he does. Do you have a Mickey impression? Let me get in your area. Is it an impression or an impersonation? I bet you do.

January Raine: 4:14

No, I don't Let me, let me get your best Donald duck. Natalie's back just in time for our segment called. Let me get your best Donald duck. oh my gosh.

JP: 4:30

All right Natalie, you were in charge of writing the theme song.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 4:37

Sometimes you wanna go Where everybody knows your name

JP: 4:42

it. Frick it.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 4:42

And they're always glad you came I don't wanna get dressed the

JP: 4:46

OK. OK, it's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 4:49

I like it. It's just us and no one else. I like

JP: 4:51

I mean, Ashley's in the

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 4:52

Say no more. Are you actually, are we, am I allowed to talk about my part time job as a stripper or we don't talk about that either?

JP: 4:59

Yeah, but a paint stripper?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 5:02

No,

JP: 5:03

What are we, what are we taking off one code at a time?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 5:07

one coat at a time. Hey, beautiful. I love you.

JP: 5:11

you. I love you too. What?

January Raine: 5:13

Love you too.

JP: 5:14

We're gathered here today to find out what happens when three friends move in together with an Ashley and. Start getting real,

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 5:27

Wait,

JP: 5:28

what

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 5:30

what? Why isn't it four? Why is it internationally?

JP: 5:34

we have an Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley doesn't talk.

January Raine: 5:39

She gets special

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 5:40

Okay, I'll

JP: 5:41

Ashley, what's your job? To keep you alive. No. On the podcast.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 5:47

You know what? That's, that's

JP: 5:48

and harumph.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 5:51

You've That's the same job wanted.

JP: 5:56

here to babysit me while you go away. And for the first 30 minutes of this podcast, has been doing a fan fantastic job of her segment, which is Hold on. Give me a sec. That's

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 6:08

she's great.

January Raine: 6:10

Wait, Jonathan, my name is

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 6:11

Uh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

JP: 6:13

Batting a thousand already, guys. Everybody hold pause. Pause for editing.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 6:17

Pause. Beep, beep, beep, beep.

JP: 6:21

Well, it's nice to meet you January rain. Nice to meet you

January Raine: 6:24

Nice to meet you.

JP: 6:25

I like that. Okay That was a good segment called me a sec. And that's when miss rain Babysit us.

January Raine: 6:34

When three friends move in.

JP: 6:36

minutes into this thing and we are on to our second segment Which is supposed to be our first segment called Nat, Natalie, or, hold on, what's your name, Natalie?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 6:47

Wait a minute. Oh my

JP: 6:48

It's not wait a minute, we already had wait a minute, that was, that was Jay, we're in Rain Segment. Again, we're not going backwards, this train is fucking moving forward

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:01

Oh my gosh.

JP: 7:02

even, people don't even know why we're here yet.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:08

My name is Natalie. Whether it's Nat or Natalie, you know who I

JP: 7:11

word. Okay. Okay. All right, Natalie,

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:12

I'm sorry. What was that?

JP: 7:14

What's your catchphrase?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:16

up? What's up, boy?

JP: 7:18

That was, I don't know if she

January Raine: 7:20

You went too high

JP: 7:21

if it was just, she's chopped it off.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:23

too high?

January Raine: 7:24

Cause I hear her here and it's limiting her on the again.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:28

why? No, I feel like pressured.

January Raine: 7:31

Try

JP: 7:32

what kind of pressure?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:33

up, boy?

JP: 7:35

better. One more time. Give me one more. One more go.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:41

I'm sorry, Ashley. I'm sorry that you have to go through this. ha.

JP: 7:45

We're here for a fun time, not for a long time.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 7:51

What's up, boy?

JP: 7:53

There we go. There we go. All right. All right. Now

January Raine: 7:57

was a good

JP: 7:58

give us the news. What's going on? What's going on with the WDW?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 8:04

Well right now, I'm gonna tell you what. WDW Life my, you know, as an annual pass holder, that's

JP: 8:11

Oh, you're a asshole.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 8:13

That's right, pass holes in the house. First off, I went to renew yesterday. The thing is, like, you know, we've had these conversations, cash flowing life. We hid the credit cards. It's only for emergency

JP: 8:25

you put him in a block of ice. Put him in a freezer.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 8:27

Right. Right. Right. Frozen. And then, and then we dug a hole and then we buried it and then we grew a tree on it the whole night. So the thing is that when I went to renew the card, the, the, the past, it's a credit card that's on it on the app. Like we thought we had it on the joint, you know, bank account, but it's

JP: 8:44

Yeah, what, what are the numbers of that? What are the 16 digits in that card?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 8:49

I'll email them to you later. I went to renew, I get my same pass. I get my photo pass. I'm in there and it asks me for the security

JP: 9:00

On the card?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 9:01

and I'm like, ah, poop. Yeah. Right. But I don't have the, the only reason I'm using this card is because it's in the app. Like it's not letting me, you know, the app only lets you do like what's in there. Like you can't add, it's a whole thing. Anyway.

JP: 9:11

be honest here. I don't know how

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 9:14

know you don't because you have some buddies whose job is to keep you alive. I know,

JP: 9:18

I

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 9:18

She, she, she knows.

JP: 9:19

her.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 9:21

Like, so wait, hang on. That's nothing. It's not a big deal. I'll find the card. I'll do it. It's not a

JP: 9:26

That's what I'm saying. It's not You Don't know.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 9:28

a big, okay. So we found, we locate the card today. I go to renew it, hit the exact same steps. and it hits me with

January Raine: 9:37

I do. So

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 9:38

the passes that you are trying to renew are not available.

January Raine: 9:42

them. Yeah. Transcribed

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 9:43

What? So it's trying to make me jump.

JP: 9:47

No. No, it's a thing. I've heard that happen to other people. Didn't it happen to us? No, I think it wasn't like showing, like, Wait. Yeah, like yours, one of ours was showing available, the other wasn't, and I just called, I mean nobody wants to talk to anybody these days, I just called and they fixed it, but I've seen that a lot in like the passholder groups that they have, they see, they get those glitches too, and they call and have no problem.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 10:08

That was very much appreciated. She dropped some knowledge on us. It was very useful. Thank you. I am, you can't see me, but I am high fiving you in the air. I want you to know that.

JP: 10:19

and reciprocated.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 10:21

But yeah, I, I was gonna call and I was just like,

JP: 10:25

She busted out an alliteration for you. It's messed up. Okay, make the note. Also just like, close out the page and go back in a day later. That could make a difference

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 10:35

You know what, that might be, that might be too.

JP: 10:38

don't know if we're gonna

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 10:38

I'm still within my time and everything. It's just that I was, I was busy and, and not had time to do it. And then it just, it's just like, if I hadn't seen it yesterday, like

JP: 10:50

hmm.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 10:51

I, I would be like, oh, it's just blah, blah, blah. But I, it was there and then today it was not, and I'm like, am I, am I missing a step? And then, you know, I took the time to actually read. Reading is Fundamental Family. Yes.

JP: 11:04

have

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 11:04

when they told me it was not available and I was like, nah, you're a

JP: 11:07

is it available in an audio book? Is it, like, can you just, can you listen to the words I read with my earphones?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 11:13

I mean, I guess when you go, you can like, tell me about your experience and I can listen that way.

JP: 11:20

no. I don't, I don't do that anymore. Remember? We went, she does it for me.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 11:25

Unbelievable.

JP: 11:27

Believable. Very. Did you try it on the phone or online? Very believable.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 11:31

I was renewing it through the app.

JP: 11:33

Try it. Try logging into the computer. Maybe that's what I else, maybe I didn't call. I'm questioning my sanity today. I'm getting gaslit by this shit. I mean, I just gaslit myself because I said I called, but I feel like I didn't call. I have to call to, like, change the payment type. Mm hmm. Yes. But I think when we tried to do it on the phone, because we were out to dinner, and so I tried to do it on the phone, and it It was glitchy, right? One was available. One wasn't. And then I think I tried the computer. I feel like that worked. Interesting.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 12:03

Okay. I think we get, we, we we're gonna get this done one way or

JP: 12:07

Oh, yeah. Cause I don't know. I don't know if we're to Hang out if you're not a pass hole.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 12:11

no, we absolutely not. There's rules to this. Wow.

JP: 12:15

is not secretly judging you by not having a setup for automatic renewals. Actually, I don't know. You can't automatically

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 12:24

Is I don't think there is no automatic renewal. You know why there's no automatic renewal? Because, because let's be honest, their rates never stay the same.

JP: 12:35

it's contractual, like, if you read the language, it says you have to physically renew every year. Interesting. Now, that is universal though. Like, they just keep, they just, they don't even tell me. I mean, maybe they do. They're like, Hey, I'm We're charging you a little bit more, just a tiny bit more. You're not going to notice this go around.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 12:55

I definitely noticed.

JP: 12:57

Did the, did the price of the past go up? I thought it was still like a G for a G for sorcerer or something like that, or just under a G like nine 80 or something like that

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 13:05

it's, it's 999.

JP: 13:06

Oh, it's not. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I dig it.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 13:11

So I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to throw something out here. Let me know how you feel. This is going to be edited out

JP: 13:18

wait, hold on,

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 13:19

over whatever

JP: 13:20

it out.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 13:21

this is. Yeah, this is this is talk about about formatting and whatever's going on here like we just went in you're not gonna do an introduction This is what we're doing. No, you're

JP: 13:31

in, we're going we're face first in this motherfucker.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 13:34

Oh, wow.

JP: 13:36

right in, right in,

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 13:38

Oh

January Raine: 13:39

well did you hear that? They introduced their new Lightning Lane

JP: 13:42

Multi pass. Yeah. How are we doing with that? Were you, were you, did y'all partake in the old Disney, Genie, Genie plus system? Did you guys do that?

January Raine: 13:57

had friends that Did

JP: 13:58

did you, were you jealous?

January Raine: 14:02

No. How do you feel about this value? 18 per

JP: 14:07

No not in

January Raine: 14:12

Yeah. Cause like you're choosing a

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 14:14

I get to go on it one time

JP: 14:17

but you get,

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 14:18

for$18.

JP: 14:19

You get like two other rides, right?

January Raine: 14:24

I don't know because there's a multi pass and then they have like, they break out just the ride. So with the multi pass, it says choose up to three experiences. But I don't think like Guardians is part of the, the Experiences

JP: 14:41

cyclical, right? So when they first opened the parks, they had, you had a you had a ticket book that ticket book had ride classifications, a, b, c, d, e, right? So the e ticket rides. Now you're just, it's the same thing. Just there's. Putting a new label on it. Yeah. Eventually people will get sick of it. And then Disney will just raise their prices to be more inclusive of it. And then they'll just roll it back again. And they'll have another way to, to do e ticket rides in the future. I mean, I'm listening. I'm not opposed to it. I think you should pay to pay to get to the front of the line. Sure.

January Raine: 15:19

Is it

JP: 15:19

No, not for me. What did you

January Raine: 15:23

pay?

JP: 15:24

I did pay once. I think I paid like 12 bucks.

January Raine: 15:28

What did

JP: 15:28

paid like 12 bucks. I think that's reasonable.

January Raine: 15:31

Like 12 is better than 18. Yeah.

JP: 15:34

33%. Did you just math, like, to some math that out, you just knew organically that it was 33%? 18 is three sixes, 12 is two sixes, 33%, six bucks. I mean, I can math pretty fast for simple numbers, but I wouldn't have been able to pull that out like that. It's not that hard. I'm not like, I'm not living in my best Excel life over it. Um, no, I, so what's your threshold?

January Raine: 16:06

For a run? I think right around there, 12. I don't even know if you can get a meal under

JP: 16:12

Well, the food at Disney anyway. What's your favorite food? Oh, hot take. What's your favorite at

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 16:19

like in life or at

JP: 16:21

at Disney? that's easy. Everybody's favorite food at life is pizza

January Raine: 16:24

At

JP: 16:25

or tacos.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 16:27

At di. Okay. So

January Raine: 16:29

I, I can get bored with pizza very fast.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 16:32

she said it. She said it.

JP: 16:34

Brutal.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 16:34

I'm sorry, you guys had to hear that.

January Raine: 16:37

Like if I have pizza twice in a

JP: 16:39

What if you had like a stromboli and a pizza?

January Raine: 16:42

It's pushing

JP: 16:42

it was Walt Disney World pizza rolls? What do they call those things? Do they have those? What are the things you make me get at the little cart in Magic Kingdom all the time? Yeah, like the cheeseburger spring rolls. And the Pizza Spring Rolls by Adventureland. By Adventure. Adventure Begins.

January Raine: 16:59

Ooh. I've never had pizza

JP: 17:00

It's quite delightful. It's not bad. There's usually a big line there. It's right by a bridge. So it's usually a long line that kind of wraps up around it. What's your favorite Disney food? What do you like to eat? When you're like, oh, you know, I got a hankering for, oh, fill in the blank.

January Raine: 17:17

My favorite is, it's specifically in Magic Kingdom. It's It's a ice cream float, but they float it with

JP: 17:28

is it Joffrey's iced coffee?

January Raine: 17:32

No, it is not Joffrey's.

JP: 17:34

it even coffee then? It's

January Raine: 17:35

Yeah, but it's a coffee float so they float it in ice cream and you can only get it there. I've So you know where the cars are? And how there's like a food, a restaurant?

JP: 17:48

Hold on. Okay.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 17:49

Oh, he got

JP: 17:50

I had a map Okay. Got me a map here.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 17:53

what I'm sorry, man. I have the the release date of that map. When was the last revision?

JP: 17:59

This is the guide map for guests with disabilities. I keep looking for the audio button for my reading disability.

January Raine: 18:06

man.

JP: 18:07

Exactly. Exactly. This is actually I get these all the time. Every time I go up there, I pick them up. So this is relative. This is within the last six months. Tomorrow land dining. We got cosmic rays. Starlight Cafe. That is,

January Raine: 18:23

auntie Gravity's Galactic Goodies.

JP: 18:27

Is that the one number 79?

January Raine: 18:31

And it's called the Cold Oh, you know what? You're right. Soft serve with your choice of Joffrey's Coffee.

JP: 18:37

It's for the best. If you don't ever tell him he's right.

January Raine: 18:40

Ha ha

JP: 18:41

will, that will backfire big time. He'll be like, do you remember that one time on July 50 PM? I've already screenshotted it. Yeah. You'll never get it back

January Raine: 18:57

But I've never been anywhere that float with coffee.

JP: 18:59

I'm gonna have to check it out. I like I like that idea mental No doing that.

January Raine: 19:06

They always float with They do have regular floats, so if Coca Cola or any sodas are your vibe, they have those

JP: 19:15

Thank you. Thank you. Miss rain. I appreciate that. Natalie you got a favorite food over there at the WD W's

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 19:21

Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, I honestly like regular life. I do really enjoy the tacos in Mexico. I'm not going to lie. They're pretty tasty.

JP: 19:34

in Epcot

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 19:36

enjoy them at Epcot. Yeah,

JP: 19:39

nice.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 19:41

but that's like, you know, again, regular park living. If I were to choose like fine dining,

JP: 19:49

Tell me more

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 19:50

What's changed my life forever is Narcooses. It's so good. It's

JP: 19:56

Is that Italian? Or is it seafood? I forget.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 20:00

Seafood,

January Raine: 20:05

It's

JP: 20:05

Yeah. Oh.

January Raine: 20:07

so it's It's one of the resort's

JP: 20:10

property is that?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 20:12

the Grand Floridian. Oh, ha ha

January Raine: 20:15

Oh man.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 20:16

ha

January Raine: 20:17

Do you like cocktails Ashley?

JP: 20:19

Far more than I like seafood. Yes.

January Raine: 20:22

Okay. So, they have a really good key lime pie

JP: 20:26

Interesting. Very polite. Very polite.

January Raine: 20:29

you feel about coffee flavored alcohol? I see.

JP: 20:34

I don't trust alcohol that I can't see through, but I'd give it a shot. She likes her

January Raine: 20:38

I mean,

JP: 20:41

I mean, it sounds delightful. You can go to Narcoozy's if they let me order off the kids menu. Oh, what's that the kids menu at? Actually, I, I heard that actually that Disney Restaurants and resort restaurants are actually very good about that for us picky eaters. Hmm. you have a favorite?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 20:59

I mean, they're already.

January Raine: 21:01

you should be happy..

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 21:03

Like everywhere, everywhere we go

JP: 21:06

The people wanna know.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 21:07

Rain's dad orders a burger.

JP: 21:11

That's, I mean, that's the, that's the standard for judging. Does he have, does rain, does your papa have a a particular food that they take at Italian restaurants too?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 21:26

Ooh.

JP: 21:26

Them. Yeah. That's the,

January Raine: 21:28

the chicken parm.

JP: 21:29

the default. You, your papapa and I are pretty much the same. Mm-Hmm. get the same thing. What does he get at. No, we're

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 21:38

Stand you.

January Raine: 21:39

When we were on vacation,

JP: 21:41

when let me ask you a question. When he goes to the Chinese restaurant, what does he order?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 21:47

A burger. It

JP: 21:49

they don't have cows in China. He does fried rice. You say shrimp, fried rice, pork, fried rice, pork, fried rice. I had him down for an orange orange duck kind of or sweet and sour chicken. Hmm.

January Raine: 22:05

What do I even get? Like an entree. Like, any type of

JP: 22:09

Nice. Nice. Hey, A Train, you got a, you got a favorite back there? Food? Yeah. We haven't. Explored enough. I feel like to have a opinion, although I was very pleased with where we went in Disney Springs. So I don't know if that counts. Where do we go in? Oh, do you remember the name? It was, it was

January Raine: 22:31

It totally

JP: 22:32

It was an Italian joint. What was it called? An Italian enjoyed they had pizza. Maybe it was like something cliche like Mario's or something. Enzo's? Enzo's. No, it was Maria and Enzo's. Maria and Enzo's. That's where I was getting the Mario from. It was very polite. I really enjoyed the food. I wished my stomach was bigger that night. The food was good. I thought, you know, as Italian, it's really hard to mess that up, you know, when you think about it. I have, I have a favorite, favorite element, Ash, can you guess what it is, Ashley? Yes.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 23:05

Wait, what was the question?

JP: 23:09

It's Ash, can you guess what my favorite food is? It's a Dole Whip. No. Oh. You're a liar. I thought you knew me. You're a liar. Food supposed to be? The bacon at

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 23:19

is it

JP: 23:20

Oh.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 23:20

the what?

JP: 23:21

at BOMA. You see, what tripped me up is that I thought we were talking about, like, Like lunch or dinner.

January Raine: 23:28

Your go

JP: 23:29

I would like A whole experience. Oh, yeah. I just wanna Yes. Let us know. We will meet you. Yes.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 23:38

we're going to, we're going to go today after this podcast.

JP: 23:40

best, like, 40. I don't know how much it is. It's amazing. The bacon just, it just, oh. I just It was so good, Jonathan paid for it last time. Yeah. Wait.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 23:51

Wow. And he's ready to go

JP: 23:53

I paid. I paid. You did pay. Son of a bitch. Yeah, no, that is good. Man, that's good food.

January Raine: 24:02

You know what my favorite is? That it's not always on the menu. the food and

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 24:08

Oh, yes.

January Raine: 24:12

There used to be A lobster roll near America

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 24:17

it was America's,

JP: 24:18

didn't we go try to hunt that down last year?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 24:21

it was gone already.

January Raine: 24:23

Yeah, they haven't had it for two years now.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 24:25

I'm going to write a letter. I'm going to have a BF.

JP: 24:31

You block it out when we go visit. Yeah, but we're due because I didn't get a magnet and I was mad you get a magnet No, you didn't let us go. That's cuz I don't like that part that much I only go there for y'all.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 24:44

You know, Jonathan, you really

JP: 24:46

sacrifice. That's what I give to miss rain to Natalie and Ashley I go to Epcot for you not for me. I don't go for you.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 24:57

I feel like the last few times we haven't done Epcot because we wanted to do that for you.

JP: 25:02

That's fine. Fair deal

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 25:06

I think your times are up next time. It's Epcot. I've called it.

JP: 25:09

Okay isn't there a concert coming up? Didn't they release their

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 25:14

food and wine is coming.

JP: 25:16

nice.

January Raine: 25:18

isn't it

JP: 25:18

No, I think it's, this is like a long delay, isn't it? Let's it's not until like the actual fall. Let's bring it.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 25:26

Ding it!

JP: 25:27

I'll try august 29th.

January Raine: 25:30

Did you ever

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 25:31

Who invited Jeeves back?

JP: 25:33

Oh, is he a thing still?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 25:36

Nah, Jeeves is gone. He retired.

JP: 25:38

Yeah, I mean, 100%. What's the concert schedule look like for that ash badass? Who's on it? Anybody Joey Fatone and friends? What?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 25:48

Is, is he really? I I really do want to catch him, but I feel like his days are out of control.

JP: 25:54

Unless I was looking at an old list. I'm trying to pull it up now. Concert series. Where is it? Find it for me. It's loading. Okay. Yeah. Let it load. Yeah. You know what? October 6th and 7th, Joey Fatone and friends. Joey Fatone and friends, what songs does Joey Fatone sing? And what are his friends singing? know. You don't know. How do you not know? I don't know. Who else is on the list? He's part of NSYNC. NSYNC with what? Stop it. I'm done. What what other groups are there? Oh, Hansen's gonna be here for four days this time, babe.

January Raine: 26:31

They look so

JP: 26:32

How old are. they? They have

January Raine: 26:34

Go see Smash

JP: 26:35

I thought he died. What does Smash Mouth sing?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 26:38

No, Fred. Fred Hurst. Fred? Fred died, not Smash Mouth.

JP: 26:43

Fred Who?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 26:45

No, was it Fred? Hang

JP: 26:46

From where?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 26:47

Now, who are we killing?

JP: 26:49

Oh, we pause for editing. We're not murderers. What are you talking about? Somebody died. Who?

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 27:02

Yeah, you're right. I just, it wasn't.

JP: 27:05

Sugar Ray's going to be there. All right. So this is October. This

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 27:08

he's, you know what?

January Raine: 27:09

Yeah, Sugar Ray's really

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 27:11

he's a vibe. He's a vibe.

January Raine: 27:13

like, interacting. He's got good energy.

JP: 27:19

does yellow card sound important? I don't know what they sing.

January Raine: 27:25

They were popular in the rock genre.

JP: 27:30

Yes, ma'am.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 27:32

Smash Mouth died last

JP: 27:34

That's what I said. Oh.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 27:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve Harwell. That was his name.

JP: 27:41

So it's just like, this is like TLC without left eye. Smash Mouth.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 27:45

I mean, I mean, I mean, it's more like,

JP: 27:49

A for effort. I mean, I'll support them if we should. Not opposed.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 27:56

It's just that it's like he was the main

JP: 28:00

Oh, Boyz II Men coming back. Good for them.

January Raine: 28:04

yeah, they normally are always

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 28:06

That's not true.

JP: 28:08

Oh, 98 degrees is coming, you guys. Every,

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 28:12

I want to see the knee degrees. I want to

JP: 28:14

and 18th, mark your calendars.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 28:16

I got it. Let's put it in the, baby, put it in the calendar. November

JP: 28:19

November 17th? What day of the week is that? 17th and 18th. What does It matter. We got PTO to build.

January Raine: 28:25

We're

JP: 28:25

that's November, sorry. 17th and 18th is a Sunday and a Monday. Oh, let's aim for the 17th, then. It's okay, Estabian. Uh, alright, yeah. Okay.

January Raine: 28:39

Who is

JP: 28:39

No, that was 98 degrees. Sorry. Joey Fatone is October 6th and 7th, when are we gonna, when are we gonna see the food that comes out? They don't have that listed yet? I thought they were dropping Oh, okay. Taste your way around the world. Embark on a culinary exploration of six different continents.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 28:59

I'm gonna ask the real hard questions,

JP: 29:01

Fire away.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 29:03

The, the hard and the truth and we're gonna talk, you know, it's, it'll be talked about again and again.

JP: 29:08

Bring it.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 29:11

Do you start? In Mexico? Or Canada?

JP: 29:18

I have an affinity. I have an affinity for Canada.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 29:23

So you like to start in Canada and end in Mexico.

JP: 29:26

Yeah, I'm gonna I'm going counterclockwise

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 29:30

Counterclockwise. You know what? I can see you going counterclockwise.

JP: 29:34

against the green

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 29:36

Yep. I see. Okay.

JP: 29:39

100%. I'm in, I'm in different. Normally we start in Mexico. 1 time we started in Canada. And so I think he prefers that way.

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 29:53

I

JP: 29:54

bother me. Everybody goes to Mexico first. Everybody goes to Mexico first.

January Raine: 29:59

Really? I felt like everybody went

nat_2_07-29-2024_182713: 30:01

I didn't start going to Canada first until I met Rain. I didn't even know you can go that way. I thought it was a one way tour.

JP: 30:11

tell

Bernard: 30:14

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